do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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