So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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