he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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