everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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