I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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