it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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