It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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