make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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