I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
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he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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