Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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