Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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