dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
In America we eat man semen.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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