VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
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im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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