OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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