yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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