It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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