ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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