I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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