why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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