Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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