have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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