So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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