i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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