member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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