If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
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