i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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