I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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