Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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