Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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