come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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