She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
17 year olds will be the death of me.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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