And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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