My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
