Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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