Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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