Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Randomize
