so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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