My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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