How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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