I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Also, beer. Big fan.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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