so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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