I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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