just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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