He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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