Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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