i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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