Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Randomize
