If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
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Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
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It happened again.
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?