Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.