Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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