i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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