i don't like sucking hair
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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