I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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