so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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