Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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