You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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