yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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