I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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