The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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