margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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