i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
So much Jack, so little girl.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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